Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Things I have learned over the past 10 months

I was so naive going into motherhood. Oh boy o' boy was I naive! I was thinking the other day how much my life has drastically changed in the past 10 months. It really is crazy.

So here are the TOP TEN THINGS I have learned over the past 10 months since becoming a mom to twins!

1. Sleep (even a hour) is like gold.

2. Newborns are alot of work.....2 newborns are a insane asylum waiting to happen.

3. Bottles won't wash themselves (trust me, I have tried to will them too)

4. Babies don't give a damn what you need to get done, all they care about is who's gonna feed them and sit and play with them for hours on end.

5. Your house will be a wreck. No matter how much you clean it. Its still always a wreck!

6. Diapers aren't that bad after you have changed 10000 of them.

7. Going to work is like a mini-vacation.

8. Minivans rock.....yeah I said I was never going to own one.

9. Whoever said "losing the last 10 pounds is the hardest" really knew their stuff......

10. And last but not least Opinions are like A$$holes........EVERYONE HAS ONE!! (man I wish they would keep them to themselves though.)

1 comment:

Cottongirl7 said...

I agree with each and every thing you have learned. There is no way to prepare for having twins, and even when you think you are prepared, you are wrong. In fact, I have spent quite a bit of time being wrong since having my twin girls over a year and a half ago. I'm sure I will continue to be wrong for many years to come. :) Something I have learned as a twin mom... add about an hour to any errand you are planning, as soon as you walk in with cute twin girls you are a celebrity and the paparazzi are hiding everywhere. There are days I would just like to buy a gallon of milk without answering if they are twins, if they are identical, or if I was on fert. drugs. :)

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